I'm 6 feet tall and 210 lbs (if it matters, I've been near 300 lbs until about 3 years ago). I've got dark (but grey peppered), hair, and a short scruffy beard.
I've got several tattoo's, a couple large holes in my ears, and I wear glasses even though I don't really need them.
I've spent the last several years working in bars after being laid off my corporate jobs too many times. I've recently joined a small internet based ad company, managing accounts and a small sales team. It's weird being back I'm an office again, but I'm good at what I do.
I've been single for the better part of 4 years by choice, only going on the occasional 'date' when the opportunity presents itself. I'm ok with single, but I don't prefer it.
I've got a 8 year old son, whom I hang out with frequently. He's got a mom, she's a good mom, he doesn't need a second, and I'm not looking to have anybody step into that role.
I'm a well adjusted, well socialized adult who likes what he likes and would prefer to enjoy those activites with somebody else.
Where are your local haunts? I just moved up between Hollywood and Rose City Park and haven't really established myself anywhere in the neighborhood yet. I'm still in Old Town a lot for trivia or Karaoke.
What kind of person are you attracted to? To quote Ron Swanson "I'm a simple man. I like pretty, dark-haired women and breakfast food."
What songs would be on the soundtrack of your life?
Misfits - Where Eagles Dare
Danzig - Heart of the Devil
WASP - I Wanna be Somebody
Ramones - Loudmouth
Motorhead - Born to Raise Hell
Motley Crue - Starry Eyes
What is your idea of a good time? low lit, bourbon sipping conversation. Rowdy Karaoke while doing shots. Ordering the "gross" thing on the menu. Nerding it up on the couch with some blurays or Netflix.
What is something you're looking forward to? Tomorrow. The day after that, and then the day after that.
Who’s someone you’d like to be trapped in a confined space with? A pretty lady with big eyes, nice thighs and wandering hands.
If I could only eat one type of food for the rest of my life, it would be: To quote Ron Swanson "I'm a simple man. I like pretty, dark-haired women and breakfast food."
I consider myself an open-minded person, but my deal breakers are liars and cheaters
The first section I turn to in the Mercury is I anonymous
The quickest way to my heart is with a wink and a smile The quickest way to my bed is to point me in that direction And in the morning, I like my eggs cooked over medium, hashbrowns and coffee black
It's Sunday morning at 10 a.m. If I'm not still sleeping, I'm definitly sleeping, cause i didnt get home from work until 5am.
The last concert/show I attended was... I go to shows every week..
My favorite junk food is... tapanade, stilton cheese, cured meats & baguette
The last time I made an ass out of myself, I laughed and did it some more
My guiltiest pleasure is not having guilty pleasures
My picture(s) reveal that I am I'm not pretty, and I own really nerdy art.
Great sex calls for lots of filthy language & enthusiasm
My beverage of choice is Jack Daniels served neat
When I die, I believe I will go to the Outer Limits.
I wouldn't be who I am if I had any regrets
MAX or Radio Cab
Starbucks or Stumptown
Dinner and a Movie or Pizza and a Rental
Cowboy or Indian
Cyndi Lauper or Britney
CD or MP3
Makers Mark or Jack Daniels
Saucebox or Sandy Hut
Casket or Cremation
Talk or Action
Hedwig or Darcelle
Wireless or Landline
23rd or Mississippi St.
OPB or Any other TV
Water Fountain or Soda Fountain
Bath or Shower
Light on or Light off
Night Owl or Early Bird
Sunshine or Downpour
Paper or Plastic